Sunday, January 19, 2014

Mealies?!?!!!?!?! (ZOMG!)


The humans brought me a small tub of these squirmy things. I was terrified at first, because I'm quite certain everything is out to eat me. After getting used to it, I realized that some of the squirmy things weren't actually too scary. I couldn't approach them yet, you see, because I wasn't sure they wouldn't morph into chicken-killers the instant I let my guard down.
So I waited.

Eventually Mama caught on that I was afraid of the squirmies, and had no idea how to be a chicken. She made a noise ("Took took!") and banged the floor with her finger. Food?! It couldn't be.

I poddled over to where she was banging on the floor, and pecked at the squirmy thing. It was candy. I was a piggy... they didn't even knew what hit them. I was forced to take a break from the meal worm buffet, and when the tub of squirmies came back out I got so excited I flew/ran clear across the floor to get more.

Food coma. I has one.

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